Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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