Is it because I queefed?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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