what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
