No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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