Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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