I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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