: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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