ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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