just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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