My first STD was from a foam party
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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