no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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