Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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