smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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