It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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