I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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