I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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