I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
