i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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