I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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