i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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