what day is it and did you see me today?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
