This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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