I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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