He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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