You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Do vagina's smell?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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