I just cut my nipple shaving
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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