I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Your mouth is God's brothel.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
