he puts the penis in happiness.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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