READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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