He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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