he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I think my moral compass just broke
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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