Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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