But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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