If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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