He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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