I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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