standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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