If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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