I'm really into asian looking animals
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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