she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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