Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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