I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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