what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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