we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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