i just google imaged poop.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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