first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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