You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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