It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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