# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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