weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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