I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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