I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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