After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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