Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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